Because the girls needed some love. Good thing about working in a boy's club: plenty of eyecandy! Damnit Digger, shave or put a shirt on! And you, James, talk that boy of yours outta the wetsuit. We don't care if he'll turn into a lobster, he'll still look lovely doing it!
Pretend this is some happy-verse where Boo and Magneta can hang with Glider without getting sliced, and Roscoe's there to fetch his darling an umbrella'd drink (and maybe sneak a kiss between sets).
Um, I'd like to enter this in the contest, but I'm not sure if it counts on account of lateness? In my defense I worked today, so I didn't get home 'till 10:30, and it's not yet 12AM Central Time?
Disregard if it's past due T_T'